Paper Napkin does awkward heartless rejection for you!

Now you can feel less guilty letting down that annoying and/or clingy person from last nights party. Instead of 867-5309 use an e-mail addy in the format anyname@papernapkin.com. Any email there will be responded with "actually, I didn't want to talk to you again after all". Ouch! Lets hope you don't run into that person again. Just don't pass this to me when I stop to say Hi.

Paper Napkin [lifehacker]